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Masturbate
Q: What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?
A: "I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"
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Professional Fisherman
Q: What do you call a professional fisherman?
A: A master baiter.
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Old Man's Miracle
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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