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Back In The Closet
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but she’s from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky." There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"
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Gay Mortician
Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!
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Gay Men Farting
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, ''Please sir can I fart?'' The truck driver then says, ''Yeah sure who cares.'' So the gay guy goes ''POOF'.' Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof'.' Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, ''He is obviously a virgin.''
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