Very Short Lists

Very Short Lists:

1. List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
2. List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
3. List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
4. List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
5. List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
6. List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
7. List of Catholic Abortion referral services
8. List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
9. List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
10. List of Men's Rape assistant groups
11. List of Battered Men's Help Groups
12. List of Cuban registered voters
13. List of Libyan registered women voters
14. List of Libyan Licensed women truck drivers
15. List of Libyan women lawyers
16. List of Libyan women with PHD's
17. List of Libyan Women Service Clubs
18. List of interstate Highways with no Numbers
19. List of U.S. Cops who have never eaten a doughnut
20. List of People who have survived going over Niagara Falls
21. List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
22. List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
23. List of Pregnant Men
24. List of Men who wash dishes, do the laundry & iron at the same time
25. List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
26. List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
27. List of Licensed flyable Airplanes with no wings
28. List of Blind Licensed Drivers in Calif.
29. List of Midgets over 6 foot tall
30. List of living trees made of plastic

Why Lesbians Never Cook

Q: Why don't lesbians ever cook?
A: Because they always eat out.

Gay Lover Wants Chest Hair

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you." So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says, "to grow chest hair." Jon says, "if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"