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3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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Give the Dog Some Money

A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?" The guy says yes. Then the bartender says, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out. Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from the bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Clown Booty Call - Horn

If you squeeze my horn, I'll make a noise. Honk honk!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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