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Small Penis

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Why Is 88 Better Than 69?

Q: For you girls... Why is 88 better than 69?
A: You get 8 twice.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Clinton's Choice

There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sex Jokes
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