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Farmer's Pig Pen

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen. "No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!" "I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Psychology Student's Assignment

A psychology student at a local university was sent on a field assignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital. The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis balls everywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered, "When I get out of here I going to be a tennis pro." The second patient was locked in his room throwing baseballs everywhere. When asked why he said, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a professional baseball player." The student thought he was starting to get the hang of things, until he looked in on the third patient. There locked in the middle of the room was a naked man, masturbating with a peanut on the end of his penis. The student asked, "I understand about the others, but what are you going to be when you get out of here?" "They're never going to let me out of here," the patient said "I'm f**king nuts!"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Joke for the DJ

A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, "Alright, let's hear it." The guy goes, "What has a 2 inch penis and hangs down?" The DJ says, "I dunno, what?" The guy says, "A bat. What has a 12 inch penis and hangs up?" The DJ replies, "I dunno, what?" Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Telephone Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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