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The Birds And The Bees Explained

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Cow Gives Birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one Dad," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks  - "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Runny Nose Whore

Q: What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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