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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!

After each question, you say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for supper?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Homework

One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learning about sexual education." She smiled, and said, "At least he's learning something usefull." Billy went up to his room. A little later, Billy's mom went up to his room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and sees him jerking off. She says, "Billy, when you're done with your homework, supper's on the table."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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Anonymous

Ugly Woman

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman with a parrot on her shoulder.
The woman looks over at the guy and says, "If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder...I'll sleep with you."
The guy says: "An alligator?"
The woman replies: "Close enough!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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