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Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Some Horse-Play

The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. "No," he said, "I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab onto her ears and hold on 'til she gets used to it."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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The Young Priest Learns the Ropes

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker. "Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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