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Acne and Catholic Priests

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Rhyknow

Naked Lady

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous

Two Condoms Walking

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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