Viagra Ingredients Revealed!

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!
VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!)

• 3% Vitamin E
• 2% aspirin
• 2%ibuprofen
• 1% Vitamin C
• ...and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
• ...92% Fix-A-Flat!

Be Careful In The Theatre

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other. "Just ignore it", is the answer. "Easy for you to say. He's using my hand!".

Wait A Minute

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