Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?
Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.
Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak in no time!
Elementary School Fire
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
Holding Back Kids
My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, 'Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell my kid he's going to be held back a year.' I was like, 'I guess you better tell him slowly so the little dumb ass will get it.'
First Day of School
Q: What did the school say to the playground about the first day of school?
A: I'll be there with bells on