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No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.

Hot Frogs

Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?

A: You'll croak in no time!

Elementary School Fire

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

Holding Back Kids

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, 'Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell my kid he's going to be held back a year.' I was like, 'I guess you better tell him slowly so the little dumb ass will get it.'

First Day of School

Q: What did the school say to the playground about the first day of school?

A: I'll be there with bells on