School Jokes

Smog Out

Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
A: U.C.L.A.

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Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.

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Light Bulb - Dartmouth Students

Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity! Note: Dartmouth is way out in the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire.

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