Knock Knock - Amos
Amosquito just bit me!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.