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The best jokes and joke writers!

Cow Humor

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!

Gum Cross

Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss.

Noodle This

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta.