Difference Between Kinky and Perverted

Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

German Clock Maker

Q: What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?
A: 'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

Egomaniac Light Bulb

Q: How many egomaniac does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.