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Jumping and Pissing

Q: A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?
A: The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

Anonymous

Forgetful Chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Anonymous

Grosser Than Gross - Farting

Q: What's gross?
A: Farting in the bathtub.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

Anonymous