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Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

Owl Talk

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Destination Detroit

Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?

A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.