Only Two Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice
Bus of Lawyers
Q: What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
A: A total waste of space!
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Yard Talk -Riddles
Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have?
A: At least one within a week of the wedding.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post".