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Black Convert

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?

A: So he could finally have a father.

Black Vacation

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?

A: They're not falling for that one again.

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?

A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

A Skinny Mexican

Q: What do you call a skinny mexican?

A: A chicostick