Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
A Skinny Mexican
Q: What do you call a skinny mexican?
A: A chicostick