Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.