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Only Two Bullets

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice

Bus of Lawyers

Q: What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?

A: A total waste of space!

Coffee Birds

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?

A: In a nest-cafe!

Yard Talk -Riddles

Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

A: Take me to your weeder.

Wedding Tips

Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?

A: Not if you are the groom.

 

 Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have?

 A: At least one within a week of the wedding.

 

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? 

A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post".