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The best jokes and joke writers!

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?

A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Undies

Q: What size underwear do Feminists wear?

A: Double Standard.

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?

A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!