Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Coconut & Hurricane
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!
Q: What size underwear do Feminists wear?
A: Double Standard.
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!