Sun Walker -Riddles
Q: What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
A: A hot dog!
Slowest on 80 Wheels
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Mexicans in Star Trek
Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!