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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Food Jokes
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Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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