Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.
Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit