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Candy Love

Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?

A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant!

Sleepy Elf

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit