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The best jokes and joke writers!

Blonde - Ear to Ear

Q: What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Happy Cat

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

Obama Drop

Q: Why doesn't Obama like watching the ball drop on New Year's Eve?

A: It pretty-much sums up his accomplishments for the year.

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.

The Blonde Snowman

Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?

A: Because you have to hollow out the head!