Blonde - Ear to Ear
Q: What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: Why doesn't Obama like watching the ball drop on New Year's Eve?
A: It pretty-much sums up his accomplishments for the year.
Wife vs Job
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!