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A Black Person

Q: What can't you give a black person?

A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

Blonde's Elevator Job

Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They like going up and down.

Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

Corn Family

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: Where's POP corn? 

Cat Stack

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: A meowntain.