Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
A: To get some spare ribs!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!