Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: What goes up when you count down?
A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.