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The best jokes and joke writers!

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Digital Turkey

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, Google, Google

Count Down

Q: What goes up when you count down?

A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket

Dancing Soldiers

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.