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Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!

Illegal Immigrants

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

A: E.T. eventually went home.

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Monster Party

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?

A: Chips!