Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.
Q: What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!