Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.
Q: What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.