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Cats' Magazine

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Hipster Problems

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

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Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

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Q: What type of batteries to racists use?

A: Triple K.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."