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Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes (Al Qaeda Jokes)
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Salman Rushdie's Sequels

Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Hindu Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Riddles
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Doctor's Treatment

A Muslim immigrant in Dearborn Michigan goes to a Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to take a bucket, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, then piss and shit in it for a week. Hold your face over the bucket, put a towel over your head, and inhale the vapors for 3 days".
The man follows the Doctors's orders and returns in a week, telling the Doctor, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."

Categories: Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes)
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