Religion Jokes - Muslim Jokes

Class of Faith

While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten teacher asked her students to bring something related to their family's faith to class. At the appropriate time she asked the students to come forward and share with the rest of the students. The first child said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug." The second child said, "I am Jewish and this is my Star of David." The third child said, "I am Catholic and this is my rosary." The final child said, "I am Southern Baptist and this is my casserole dish."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
Anonymous

Religious Bugs

Q: What is the most religious insect?
A: A mosque-ito!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Trump Strategy

Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trump's immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. 

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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