Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light

Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
Anonymous

Drawing God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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Anonymous

Questions for God

One night when a boy prayed to God, the boy asked god:
How Long is 1 million years to you?
God replies: 1 second.
The Boy asked God: How much is 1 million dollars to you?
God replies: 1 penny.
Then the boy asked God if he could have a penny.
God replies...sure, "gimme 1 second".

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (With God) , Money Jokes
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Anonymous