Save Me

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light

Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.