Religion Jokes - Catholic Jokes

I Know I'm God

The Pope is hearing confessions at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, a man goes into the booth and the Pope says what do you have to confess my son…
Man:  Why should I confess to you when I know I'm God?
Pope:  Nice try, but I can see your hair through the screen, Mr. Trump.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
Submitted BY: Jimmy Fallon

Sleepwalking Nun

Q: What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?
A: A Roman Catholic!!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Written By: funnyhunny