Religion Jokes

Jew and Canoe

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Canoes sometimes tip.

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Rabbi Or Priest?

Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

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Blonde Lottery

A blonde wanted to win the lottery so she prayed to God, and she lost. Next week she prayed to God again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to God, and she lost.
She said to God,"Why wont you let me win?"
God replied,"How about buying a ticket first?"

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