Religion Jokes

Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Jewish ADHD

Q: How do you help a Jew with ADHD?
A: Concentration camp.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Shy Priest

A shy priest greets the wedding guests at the Church. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. As the Bride and Groom approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best homily anyone has ever heard. He's full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!
After the vows, the priest is again extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. The groom approaches the him and asks, "Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that homily!"
"I know..." Says the priest, "But that was just my altar ego."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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