Religion Jokes

The Lord's Prayer Redefined

"Our father, who does art in heaven, Howard is his name...."

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Nun and Fat Lady

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady?
A: One's tryin' to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...

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How Does God Take You

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

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