Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.

Rabbi Perks

Q: What's the best part about being a Rabbi?
A: You get to keep the tips.

10 Catholic Priests?

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them to all strip butt-naked and stand in a row with little bells attached to their ding-dongs, facing a beautiful naked woman. Well, lo and behold one of the bells went off, but when it did, it fell to the ground. As soon as its owner bent over to pick it up, all the 9 remaining bells sounded at once. Yup. Nine more ordained priests added to the Catholic Church.