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Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Great Gifts

William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for "as long as we feel good about each other."
It seemed rather temporary to Dr. Bennett, so for a wedding present, he says, "I gave them paper plates."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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