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Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Who the Wizard Married

Q: Who did the wizard marry?
A: His ghoul-friend!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Football Life

My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons. 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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