Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Profit From Mistake

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Staggering Husband

Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew is like my ex-wife.
At first things were wet and intense, then I lost my house.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
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