Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Three Little Words

Q: What three words do women hate to hear when having sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous

Dog House

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Shoot, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Anonymous

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous