Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

What Three Words?

Q: Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?
A: "I'll fix it."

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Lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick.
I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.

Anonymous

Remove My Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation  "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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