Closet Door Trouble

A woman had a problem with her closet door - it was falling off the track every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on from the inside, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet. Just then the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman. Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!" Repairman: "Well, you aren't going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"

Gag Reflex

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. 
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

I'll Just Call My Lawyer

As a prank, when the preacher asked at a wedding, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." A pregnant lady stood up and said, "Oh, never mind! I'll just call my lawyer!" It rattled the groom's mother so much that she fainted.