Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Hard Times at Work

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. "And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. "Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Drilling Rights

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adultering bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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Who Was It?

The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.
"Was it my friend Steve?" he yelled.
"No," she said.
"Was it my friend James?" he then asked.
"What?" she shouted. "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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