Relationship Jokes

Sex Before Marriage

John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?
Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Missing Wife

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Holiday Worry

I'm worried about the holidays. I haven't spoken to my wife for 9 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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