Relationship Jokes

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous

Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Little Johnny Catches His Parents

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doing?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

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Anonymous