Relationship Jokes

No One Home

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

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Gym Friends

Q: How come some couples avoid the gym?
A: Some relationships don't work out.

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Refrigerator Husband

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." "But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps with his mouth open, and he stores all of our beer."

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