Relationship Jokes

When We Get Married

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me, "We'll wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our lives making each other sick!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Anonymous

Gun Vs Wife

Q: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
A: You can put a silencer on a gun.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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