Relationship Jokes

Single women can't fart

Do you know why single women can't fart?
Because they don't get assholes until they get married.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Frog in a Box

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, "What's in the box?" The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Blow Job Toad." The young guy looks around. "Can I try it?" The older guy nods. The young guy goes to the men's room and returns 20 minutes later. "That was amazing," he says, "You've got to sell it to me." The old drunk concedes to sell the toad for a hefty sum. The happy young man struts home and meets his wife at the door. "Where the hell have you been? What's in the box?" she demands. "South American Blow Job Toad." "So?" asks the wife. "So, teach it to cook and get the f**k out."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Anonymous

Deputy Visit

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there.  One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.” The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous