Relationship Jokes

Hello, Hello, Hello

This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with. He says "hello hello hello" And the wife says "What? Aren't you talking to me?"

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Anonymous

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Anonymous

Asian Request

I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night.
She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'

Anonymous