Relationship Jokes

Men Planning for the Future

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

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Woman With Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced

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Coming Back?

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary. I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!" Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you."

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