Relationship Jokes

Looking For A Little?

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"

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Husband's Average Income?

Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?
Wife: Oh, about midnight.

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Best Foot Forward

Q: What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
A: It ends up in his mouth!

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