Relationship Jokes

Baby Daddy

"Will the father be present during the birth?", asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along."

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Barbara Streisand

Q: What is the best thing about getting head from Barbara Streisand?
A: Ten minutes of silence.

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A Glass of Water and Two Asprins

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"

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