Relationship Jokes

Getting a Divorce

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce." The Lawyer says, "OK, what are your grounds?" "My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous

Market Research

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"If you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback.
He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

Categories: Jokes about Families , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Be Careful On Top

A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while:  "Honey, your tits are too small, and your box is too tight," "Get off my back, dear!" she replies

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous