Relationship Jokes

Cheating Signs

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Woman Visits the Therapist

A lady visits her therapist. "I think my husband is a son of a bitch." The therapist asks why she thinks that. She replies, "Well, he kisses me." The therapist kisses her and says, "I kissed you, and I'm not a son of a bitch." She replies, "Yes, but he feels me up." The therapist proceeds to feel her up. He returns to his seat and says, "I felt you up, and I'm not a son of a bitch." The lady replies, "But he -- you know -- has sex with me." So the therapist goes over and has sex with her. After they're finished, the therapist says, "See, I just had sex with you, and I'm not a son of a bitch." The lady says, "Yes, but my husband has AIDS." The therapist says, "SON OF A BITCH."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
Anonymous

Must Pay

Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I'm coming to live with you." Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
Anonymous